D' Boy Next Door

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.


Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz


Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week


Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels


Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!


Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style


Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab : Ah Deer? Me no fuck, they run too fast!

God gave me a gift, a special gift like you
You're my companion till rain or shine
Who really accept me for what I am
You filled my life with joy and laughter

Hoping that this will be forever
Thank you for everything
thank you for all the concerns
This served as an inspiration to me

I'll cherish the days, when were together
Giving jokes, teasing each other
The great moment that we've shared
I will treasure them through the years

I wont forget you
Though I will be faraway, I promise you
I will not change
May it still be strong, Till we meet again

"pinapaikot mo lang ako Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo nalang ako"
-electric fan

"hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos"
-winnie d' pooh

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"
-ipis

"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."
-hipon

"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!?"
-gasolina

"Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya."
-plema

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sau ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."
-utot

"Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako."
-Bola

"you never know what you have till you lose it. and once you lose it, you can never get it back"
-snatcher

"Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!"
-majinboo

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa? bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV

"hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c"
-kili kili

Sige, batihin mo ako.... Sigeee.....BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-omelette

pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag

Anung kasalanan ko sayo, iniwan m nalang akong duguan...
-Napkin

"wag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot

Hindi lahat ng hinog, matamis...
-pigsa

Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?
-Lego

Punyetang Buhay to! Itlog itlog! Araw2 na lang itlog!
-Brief

Wala naman akong ginawa sa kanya! Hindi na nga ako gumalaw dito. Ako n nga yun ntapakan, sya pa un galit.. bakit ganun?
-Tae

Cge kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo!
-deodorant

"hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate"
-regla

Eventhough the world is against us
and no one understands us, have faith
Eventually all the sorrows and pain
in our heart will be vanished
if we just keep on holding on

We will have a chance to see the sun
if we just keep on holding each other
We will have a chance to get up and fight
Just love me wholeheartedly and
I will promise that I will guard your heart
and never let you down!

Love!!! Its a word that very hard to explain. For my personal experience, Love is anything that occupy space and has mass...joke! ! ! For me, Love is that you can sacrifice anything to make the person you love happy!!Even the thing that he/she want is to be free. Because even the person is on your side but he/she is not happy with your company, love is nothing... It just like a candle without a light!! Its useless and nonsense.
So i think, if your love is not happy with you, let the person be free. Let her/him go! Just give the person a opportunity to find the right person for him. Don't be sad... Maybe someone is waiting for you somewhere out there that will give you the true love that you want to feel and you've been waiting for so long...

Farewell false love, the oracle of lies,
A mortal foe and enemy to rest,
An envious boy, from whom all cares arise,
A bastard vile, a beast with rage possessed,
A way of error, a temple full of treason,
In all effects contrary unto reason.

A poisoned serpent covered all with flowers,
Mother of sighs, and murderer of repose,
A sea of sorrows whence are drawn such showers
As moisture lend to every grief that grows;
A school of guile, a net of deep deceit,
A gilded hook that holds a poisoned bait.

A fortress foiled, which reason did defend,
A siren song, a fever of the mind,
A maze wherein affection finds no end,
A raging cloud that runs before the wind,
A substance like the shadow of the sun,
A goal of grief for which the wisest run.

A quenchless fire, a nurse of trembling fear,
A path that leads to peril and mishap,
A true retreat of sorrow and despair,
An idle boy that sleeps in pleasure's lap,
A deep mistrust of that which certain seems,
A hope of that which reason doubtful deems.

Sith* then thy trains my younger years betrayed,
[since] And for my faith ingratitude I find;
And sith repentance hath my wrongs bewrayed*,
[revealed] Whose course was ever contrary to kind*:
[nature] False love, desire, and beauty frail, adieu.
Dead is the root whence all these fancies grew.

Sir Walter Raleigh

One day!! Isang araw, I saw, nakakita. One bird, isang ibon.Flying, lumilipad!! Nahuli ko siya at ikinulong ko sa hawla!! Bignigyan ko siya ng pangalan! hmmm!! i think siya si "Kinitoy".
Ang ganda ng name no!! hehehe!! Kinitoy is my bestfriend. Kay dami naming maliligayang sandali! Madalas ko siyang pinapakain ng bird seed. Ingat ka!! Konting hawak la sa kanya ay magagalit n yun!! tutukain ka niya!! hahaha!!